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Friday, March 2, 2012

Devi Maiyya's Intervention Program

Our Devi Maiyya does not easily give up on her devotees. DM has a lot of plans for our characters and intends on a major intervention program to help out the CVs and LM. Lets read through with a "Ghanti" of thanks for each intervention program.

Intervention Program 1 <Ding>
Shyam is sick and tired of waiting. He sneaks out to find khushi by the pool. He comes up on her silhouette in the dark and admires her now fuller body. He tiptoes over to her and decides to tightly hug her.
Shyam - Khushiji, I was waiting for this day. I love you khushiji, I want you and I will leave rani sahiba for you, now come here and kiss me to show daddy you love me.

He turns her around, ready to take her mouth and looks straight into those shocked overly-made-up face of mamiji !!
Shyam reels back - you!!! what are you doing here!!
Mamiji - Jamai raja, the impaartent kvoshtionss is bhat you doing herewa? me inbeshtigating 007 bondkinani. bhat you inbeshtigating? khushi ki body?

Shyam's truth thus revealed, Mamiji redeemed.

Intervention Program 2
<Ding>
Anjali is devastated, of course, once shyam's truth is out. She decides to go to live in an Ashram. Her sexy mid-riff baring transparent sarees and dangerous blouses bring many circus tents to town, causing unforeseen hulchul among the swami's. Senior swami decides to take things into his hands and solve the "problem" once and for all. He consults Arnav, who suggests the only way he took care of the Shyam's "problem" was forcibly marrying the cause of circus-tent. Swamiji agrees, denounces celibacy and proposes marriage to Anjali. Anjali is swept away! What more can one ask for ? Tantric s** and unlimited bedroom puja's is any devotee's prayers come true.

Anjali's sadness thus taken care of.

Intervention Program 3
<Ding>
Babuji decides to take things into his own wheelchair. He refuses to budge from his chair for daily programs raising a literal stink in the gupta household. Garima and Buaji have had it and decide to send him to a nursing home. Buaji decides to retire into the same Ashram that anjali visited. Six months later, Delhi newspapers report record number of closure of local area ashrams and defections of devotees to more worldly pursuits such as love and money.

Intervention Program 4
<Ding>
Payash do it. Payal cured. Payal sees the light. Payal becomes good sister.

Invtervention Program - Mission Impossible
<Ding> <Ding> <Ding> <Ding> <DONG> .
This is the most challenging part of DM's program - clear MU and create serious ILU between ARHI. Devi Maiyya is still thinking and will get back to you after the commercial break.

DM thinks she knows what to do with the two. She sends everyone in the household on a pilgrimage to Hrishikesh. Khushi has to stay back because Laxmi is sick and needs mommy. Arnav of course has to work. The entire family will be gone for 2 months. And so begins the journey of putting every inch of the house to jolly good use. 2 months of TRP heaven. 2 months of absolute pin-drop silence on the forum because the members are otherwise occupied. Laxmi is of course dead (RIP) and RM is pretty much RIPped too. DM goes back to her heavenly abode in peace to return in two months.

2 comments:

  1. Arggggggg DM is definately taking care of evryone...

    SJ you are awesome...

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  2. These are all really inventions! I had fun at mamiji's part!!

    BTW, me, Sivaranjani from IF!

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