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Devi Maiyya does not easily give up on her devotees. DM has a lot of
plans for our characters and intends on a major intervention program to
help out the CVs and LM. Lets read through with a "Ghanti" of thanks for
each intervention program.
Intervention Program 1 <Ding>
Shyam
is sick and tired of waiting. He sneaks out to find khushi by the pool.
He comes up on her silhouette in the dark and admires her now fuller
body. He tiptoes over to her and decides to tightly hug her.
Shyam -
Khushiji, I was waiting for this day. I love you khushiji, I want you
and I will leave rani sahiba for you, now come here and kiss me to show
daddy you love me.
He turns her around, ready to take her mouth and looks straight into those shocked overly-made-up face of mamiji !!
Shyam reels back - you!!! what are you doing here!!
Mamiji
- Jamai raja, the impaartent kvoshtionss is bhat you doing herewa? me
inbeshtigating 007 bondkinani. bhat you inbeshtigating? khushi ki body?
Shyam's truth thus revealed, Mamiji redeemed.
Intervention Program 2 <Ding>
Anjali
is devastated, of course, once shyam's truth is out. She decides to go
to live in an Ashram. Her sexy mid-riff baring transparent sarees and
dangerous blouses bring many circus tents to town, causing unforeseen
hulchul among the swami's. Senior swami decides to take things into his
hands and solve the "problem" once and for all. He consults Arnav,
who suggests the only way he took care of the Shyam's "problem" was forcibly
marrying the cause of circus-tent. Swamiji agrees, denounces celibacy and
proposes marriage to Anjali. Anjali is swept away! What more can one ask
for ? Tantric s** and unlimited bedroom puja's is any devotee's prayers
come true.
Anjali's sadness thus taken care of.
Intervention Program 3 <Ding>
Babuji
decides to take things into his own wheelchair. He refuses to budge
from his chair for daily programs raising a literal stink in the gupta
household. Garima and Buaji have had it and decide to send him to a
nursing home. Buaji decides to retire into the same Ashram that anjali
visited. Six months later, Delhi newspapers report record number of
closure of local area ashrams and defections of devotees to more worldly
pursuits such as love and money.
Intervention Program 4 <Ding>
Payash do it. Payal cured. Payal sees the light. Payal becomes good sister.
Invtervention Program - Mission Impossible <Ding> <Ding> <Ding> <Ding> <DONG> .
This
is the most challenging part of DM's program - clear MU and create
serious ILU between ARHI. Devi Maiyya is still thinking and will get
back to you after the commercial break.
DM thinks she knows what
to do with the two. She sends everyone in the household on a pilgrimage
to Hrishikesh. Khushi has to stay back because Laxmi is sick and needs
mommy. Arnav of course has to work. The entire family will be gone for 2
months. And so begins the journey of putting every inch of the house to
jolly good use. 2 months of TRP heaven. 2 months of absolute pin-drop
silence on the forum because the members are otherwise occupied. Laxmi
is of course dead (RIP) and RM is pretty much RIPped too. DM goes back
to her heavenly abode in peace to return in two months.
Arggggggg DM is definately taking care of evryone...
ReplyDeleteSJ you are awesome...
These are all really inventions! I had fun at mamiji's part!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, me, Sivaranjani from IF!